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Blitz-Wing
QUOTE (Washington Post)
Michael Graham has been Santa at Tyson's Corner Center for so long that many who visited him when they were young have brought their own children to experience his magic: a real snowy beard, a twinkle in his eye, a way with children that conveyed the presence of a kind and timeless character. He drew family members from the Washington region and beyond who stood in long lines for hours and brought albums with pictures taken in his lap from Christmases past.

But after 18 years of planting children on his knee, Graham said yesterday that theFairfax County mall is not inviting him back this year. Graham said he's not sure why, particularly because he had a contract until 2012. A spokeswoman for the company that manages the mall said Graham has done nothing wrong. It's just that the company wanted a different Santa signed on by the new photo operator who will run the event.

That leaves Graham, 51, without work this holiday season and with visions of foreclosure dancing in his head. Graham, who works as a carpenter in a small Tennessee town when he's not minding the store at the North Pole, said he was counting on the $30,000 he would earn as Santa when he bought a new house last year.

Now it's too late to book another mall, and he has already spent a good bit of money preparing for Christmas. It's not elves who make each of the three $900 custom-tailored velvet suits he goes through each year, or the boots that go for $725 a pair.

"It obviously put me in a major bind," Graham said in a telephone interview.

Those who have known him over the years reacted to the news as if they had been exiled to the Island of Broken Toys.

"What a bunch of Grinches to do that!" said Michelle Gallagher, 40, who took her 3-year-old daughter, Anna, to see him. "I'm absolutely shocked."

Gallagher, who lives in Leesburg, said she still has last year's holiday picture, with her daughter and Santa, hanging on the refrigerator.

"He is the Santa you imagine in your mind," Gallagher said. "It's his whole demeanor, his whole presence. It's his eyes. The cheeks. The beard. It's a real beard, too -- it's huge. I mean, I won't go back there if he's not there. I won't even shop there."

People who know Graham say his ability to play Santa Claus has something to do with having three children, four grandchildren and a deep religious faith. He also takes his seasonal work seriously. He said he has never missed a day of duty. He also said he does not drink. He does not smoke. He does not curse.

His impersonation of St. Nick inspired Southern Living magazine to write, "Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus. His name is Mike Graham."


Graham was also a prominent feature of the mall's holiday advertising for the past 18 years. He signed a 10-year contract in 1993 that was renewed in 2003 and extended in 2006 for six more years to 2012, he said. Graham acknowledged that the contract could be canceled by the mall on short notice.

Allison Fischer, a spokeswoman for Macerich Co., which manages the mall, said Graham did not do anything improper. She said the company jointly selected a new Santa with a new photo operator, which she identified as IPI-World Wide Photography. The company arranges same-day photography for special events and malls that host Santas, according to its Web site.

A call to IPI-World Wide late yesterday was not returned. Graham said he had no idea his contract was being canceled until he wrote the mall asking whether he would be needed early this year, as he was last year.

"How sad!" said Michelle Hawe, 34, a television producer shopping at the mall yesterday with her 21-month-old daughter, Kylie. "This Santa was particularly twinkly."

David and Patti Coullahan, who grew up in Northern Virginia, said they have vivid memories of the Santa at Tysons Corner. He remembers the suspenders and the real beard and the gentle manner; she remembers being frightened. Until yesterday, both were looking forward to taking their 4-month-old daughter, Abigail, to sit on his lap and have her picture taken.

Graham, who lives in Sevierville, Tenn. (pop. 22,000), got his start when he filled in 23 years ago for a Santa who had a heart attack. His first job was at a mall outside Nashville, and it didn't take long for him to fall in love with the role. The next venue, in Tuscaloosa, Ala., featured a grand entrance with reindeer. Then he got the job at Tysons Corner. Over the years, he learned some tricks: He needed three suits (kids' accidents, wear and tear), and he has had to field some unusual requests. One boy asked for a mimosa tree.

"You take care of kids just like they're your own," Graham said. "The best thing you can do for any kids at all is give them that one-on-one time. But instead of talking over them, you look directly in their eyes. That's the secret of the whole thing."



Lord Madhammer
QUOTE
People who know Graham say his ability to play Santa Claus has something to do with having three children, four grandchildren and a deep religious faith.

oy.
Cool Hand Lube
Well, Santa and Jeebus WERE best friends after all.
Blitz-Wing
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Oct 22 2008, 11:29 AM) *
Well, Santa and Jeebus WERE best friends after all.


So they got past that whole South Park rivalry thing?
Cool Hand Lube
Duh...South Park is fiction...rolleyestf.gif
Lord Madhammer
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Oct 22 2008, 01:29 PM) *
Well, Santa and Jeebus WERE best friends after all.

I'd photoshop the two of them enjoying a bottle of Coke together, but I don't have time, so you'll just have to imagine how humorous it would have been.

Jeebus: "GIVE UR STUFF AWAY TO TEH POORZ"

Santa: "WHAT STUFF DO YOU WANT TO GET IN CELEBRATION OF JEEBUS' BIRTHDAY, LITTLE BOY?"
G.A.S.H.
QUOTE
Graham acknowledged that the contract could be canceled by the mall on short notice.

There's the problem...
Stormtrooper53
QUOTE (G.A.S.H. @ Oct 22 2008, 01:37 PM) *
QUOTE
Graham acknowledged that the contract could be canceled by the mall on short notice.

There's the problem...

I was gonna say.

Plus,

$30,000 for working two months out of the year? I need to get fat and grow a beard.
Blitz-Wing
QUOTE
said he was counting on the $30,000 he would earn as Santa when he bought a new house last year.


There's a second problem sarcasticpelicanlb2.gif Egg Hatch'd
Stormtrooper53
Yeah, spending money before you have it usually doesn't work out so well.
Cool Hand Lube
QUOTE (Stormtrooper53 @ Oct 22 2008, 11:43 AM) *
Yeah, spending money before you have it is the way the US Government works. usa.gif


FIX'D
Lord Madhammer
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Oct 22 2008, 01:47 PM) *
QUOTE (Stormtrooper53 @ Oct 22 2008, 11:43 AM) *
Yeah, spending money before you have it is the way the US Government works. usa.gif


FIX'D

SANTA IS A REAL AMERICAN
Cool Hand Lube
And he has a crap load of foreign policy experience. And he can see the moon, so that makes him an astronaut.
Lord Madhammer
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Oct 22 2008, 02:02 PM) *
And he has a crap load of foreign policy experience. And he can see the moon, so that makes him an astronaut.

Yeah, but what do those kids do to earn those free toys? NOTHING!
Datastream
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Oct 22 2008, 03:02 PM) *
And he has a crap load of foreign policy experience. And he can see the moon, so that makes him an astronaut.

SANTA CLAUS FOR PRESIDENT 2012
Cool Hand Lube
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Oct 22 2008, 12:06 PM) *
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Oct 22 2008, 02:02 PM) *
And he has a crap load of foreign policy experience. And he can see the moon, so that makes him an astronaut.

Yeah, but what do those kids do to earn those free toys? NOTHING!


Under a McCain/palin administration, all children will receive a 5-toy credit at Christmas time so they can then go out on the open market and secure their own toys. Enough of this "veiled-Socialist-free-presents" crap.
Lord Madhammer
And what's Santa's favorite color? RED!

THINK ABOUT IT
ROSEDOGGYDOG
You guys are dics! He can always be the Easter Bunny!
Stormtrooper53
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Oct 22 2008, 02:06 PM) *
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Oct 22 2008, 02:02 PM) *
And he has a crap load of foreign policy experience. And he can see the moon, so that makes him an astronaut.

Yeah, but what do those kids do to earn those free toys? NOTHING!

Bullshot. I make Santa makes my kids work for their toys. My son gets his ass out and mows the lawn and my daughter is in the kitchen where she belongs.

*spreads the toys around*
Cool Hand Lube
QUOTE (Stormtrooper53 @ Oct 22 2008, 12:28 PM) *
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Oct 22 2008, 02:06 PM) *
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Oct 22 2008, 02:02 PM) *
And he has a crap load of foreign policy experience. And he can see the moon, so that makes him an astronaut.

Yeah, but what do those kids do to earn those free toys? NOTHING!

Bullshot. I make Santa makes my kids work for their toys. My son gets his ass out and mows the lawn and my daughter is in the kitchen where she belongs.

*spreads the toys around*


ZOMFG!!! COMMIE!!!!

usa.gif 4LYF
Lord Madhammer
QUOTE (Stormtrooper53 @ Oct 22 2008, 02:28 PM) *
*spreads the toys around*

Now that's something my kids are very good at.
DarkNarcoleptic
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Oct 22 2008, 02:15 PM) *
And what's Santa's favorite color? RED!

THINK ABOUT IT

laughlol.gif
ROSEDOGGYDOG
QUOTE (Stormtrooper53 @ Oct 22 2008, 12:28 PM) *
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Oct 22 2008, 02:06 PM) *
QUOTE (Cool Hand Lube @ Oct 22 2008, 02:02 PM) *
And he has a crap load of foreign policy experience. And he can see the moon, so that makes him an astronaut.

Yeah, but what do those kids do to earn those free toys? NOTHING!

Bullshot. I make Santa makes my kids work for their toys. My son gets his ass out and mows the lawn and my daughter is in the kitchen where she belongs.

*spreads the toys around*


Really? Santa at my house makes my son clean the bath rooms military style as Santa was taught.

Example
Santa: What's that little boy? You're worried about that shart on the inside of the bowl? Ho, Ho, Ho...That's what cleaning agents are for, now get your hands in there and start scrubing! Ho, Ho, Ho...
siburke939
so he got the sack?
ROSEDOGGYDOG
QUOTE (siburke939 @ Oct 22 2008, 12:45 PM) *
so he got the sack?

For $500 drum.gif
siburke939
two elephants fall of a cliff drum.gif
Haggisjin
QUOTE (Cadogen @ Oct 22 2008, 10:25 AM) *
QUOTE (Washington Post)


"This Santa was particularly twinkly."

David and Patti Coullahan, who grew up in Northern Virginia, said they have vivid memories of the Santa at Tysons Corner. He remembers the suspenders and the real beard and the gentle manner; she remembers being frightened. Until yesterday, both were looking forward to taking their 4-month-old daughter, Abigail, to sit on his lap and have her picture taken.

"You take care of kids just like they're your own," Graham said. "The best thing you can do for any kids at all is give them that one-on-one time. But instead of talking over them, you look directly in their eyes. That's the secret of the whole thing."




This is why I hate department stall Santas. Creepy bastards.

"Oh, you've decided that you wanted to let children to sit on your lap for a living? Get away from me you freak"
Lord Madhammer
IWANTANOFFICIALREDRYDERCARBINEACTIONTWOHUNDREDSHOTRANGEMODELAIRRIFLE!
Datastream
QUOTE (Lord Madhammer @ Oct 22 2008, 07:35 PM) *
IWANTANOFFICIALREDRYDERCARBINEACTIONTWOHUNDREDSHOTRANGEMODELAIRRIFLE!

CHRISTMAS STORY'D
Stormtrooper53
No, no, no.

The correct response is "You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Ho Ho Ho!" *foot to the face*
ROSEDOGGYDOG
Santa is coming back
Stormtrooper53
Hmmmm...

QUOTE
Graham's contract paid him about $175 an hour, about 10 times the going rate.


Methinks this may have a lot to do with the reason why he got the boot. (Despite the mall's claim to the contrary.)
Blitz-Wing
Methinks the damage has been done. The article says they're going to give him a job, but possibly at another location. Sucks to be Farifax Co Mall
Strikeback
Meh: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Scared-of...61490996/?itm=1
Datastream
Well at least he'll finish this Christmas season with enough to get by. Maybe I'll go see him this winter while shopping in Tysons.
Thad_theImpaler
well, if he actually lives in Tennessee, but goes to DC to be Santa for about a month, I could see the justification of his going rate slightly... But good for him. If I were him though I'd get that fine print changed in his contract ASAP.
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